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from $29.95
This alien queen Valentine shirt is perfect for sci-fi lovers who think true romance includes spores, body horror, and a shared hive mind. Funny horror tee for couples with acid blood and excellent taste.
Nothing says forever like parasitic commitment. “Let’s hatch something beautiful together” brings the love... and the body horror.
Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Let’s lay some eggs. Inside of you.
This Alien Queen Valentine design is perfect for the sci-fi lover who thinks romance should involve spores, acid blood, and a shared hive mind. With a beautifully horrific graphic of the Alien Queen and a sweetly sinister phrase—“Let’s hatch something beautiful together”—this shirt turns love into a full-blown invasion.
Wear it on Valentine’s Day, at horror cons, or any time you're trying to say, “I love you, now hold still.”
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
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Size:
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A Queen's Valentines
from $29.95
This alien queen Valentine shirt is perfect for sci-fi lovers who think true romance includes spores, body horror, and a shared hive mind. Funny horror tee for couples with acid blood and excellent taste.
Nothing says forever like parasitic commitment. “Let’s hatch something beautiful together” brings the love... and the body horror.
Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Let’s lay some eggs. Inside of you.
This Alien Queen Valentine design is perfect for the sci-fi lover who thinks romance should involve spores, acid blood, and a shared hive mind. With a beautifully horrific graphic of the Alien Queen and a sweetly sinister phrase—“Let’s hatch something beautiful together”—this shirt turns love into a full-blown invasion.
Wear it on Valentine’s Day, at horror cons, or any time you're trying to say, “I love you, now hold still.”
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart