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from $29.95
This funny allergy season shirt is perfect for anyone battling pollen, pet dander, and the slow betrayal of their own immune system. A relatable tee for spring survival and antihistamine addicts alike.
Happy Allergy Season! Or as we like to call it: sneeze ‘til you cry. Whether you're puffed up like a pufferfish, tearing up like you just watched a dog movie, or building your wardrobe around tissues, this shirt understands. It’s your unofficial springtime uniform—minus the Claritin sponsorship.
Why You’ll Love It:
Hilariously honest design for seasonal sufferers
Ideal for spring, ragweed rants, and dramatic sneezes
Unisex fit that won’t cling to your sinus despair
Soft fabric that feels better than your crusty hoodie
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
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Size:
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Allergy Season T-Shirt
from $29.95
This funny allergy season shirt is perfect for anyone battling pollen, pet dander, and the slow betrayal of their own immune system. A relatable tee for spring survival and antihistamine addicts alike.
Happy Allergy Season! Or as we like to call it: sneeze ‘til you cry. Whether you're puffed up like a pufferfish, tearing up like you just watched a dog movie, or building your wardrobe around tissues, this shirt understands. It’s your unofficial springtime uniform—minus the Claritin sponsorship.
Why You’ll Love It:
Hilariously honest design for seasonal sufferers
Ideal for spring, ragweed rants, and dramatic sneezes
Unisex fit that won’t cling to your sinus despair
Soft fabric that feels better than your crusty hoodie
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart