Some phrases are timeless. This one just skips the foreplay. Whether you're over it, done explaining, or just vibing with maximum sarcasm, this shirt is your mood—served with teeth.

Ideal for introverts, overachievers on the verge, and anyone who’s one passive-aggressive email away from spontaneous combustion. Wear it to brunch, wear it to therapy—just maybe not to HR.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US