Join the most peaceful mind-control experiment in town. This yoga cult logo shirt features “The Benevolent Bind”—where stretching your limits is mandatory.

Welcome to the benevolent side of brainwashing. “The Benevolent Bind” isn’t just a yoga pose—it’s a lifestyle. Or maybe a lifestyle takeover. This shirt is your official uniform for aligning your chakras, binding your limbs, and surrendering your independent thought in the most comfortable way possible.

Whether you’re deep into your yoga practice or just here for the free tea and incense, this satirical cult tee (or racerback tank!) will help you find your center… and stay there, indefinitely. Designed for devotees of downward dogs, spiritual sass, and tight-knit communities with suspiciously strict dress codes.

Why You’ll Love It:
Soft and breathable fabric (ideal for sweating out toxins and doubt)

Available in Unisex Tees or Women’s Racerback Tanks

Printed cult logo so you can match your fellow “enlightened”

Great gift for that friend who's way too into yoga

Also perfect for yourself—if you’re aware enough to realize it

Let the binding begin. 🧎‍♀️
📏 Size Chart (Next Level 1533 Racerback Tank – Women’s)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
XS | 15.25 | 27
S | 16 | 27.5
M | 17 | 28
L | 18 | 28.5
XL | 19.5 | 29
2XL | 21 | 29.5
💡 Slim fit with stretch. If your vibe is “free spirit, not tight spirit,” size up.

Lightweight and breathable, it moves with you—whether you’re lifting, lounging, or layering.
• 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd.² (113.4 g/m²)
• Lightweight jersey
• Breathable and comfy for all-day wear
• Fitted silhouette
• Scoop neck and racerback
• Self-binding seams in matching colors for a seamless look
• Blank product sourced from Honduras