This funny cult cat shirt is perfect for feline fanatics, spiritual meme-lords, and anyone who’s ever been chosen by a cat (willingly or not). Retro-style worship with claws. Welcome to the purring presence of the One True Meowssiah—where cat hair is sacred, tuna is currency, and laser pointers are tools of divine judgment. This design channels retro propaganda, religious iconography, and just the right amount of crazy-eye energy into a wearable indoctrination tool for proud members of the cult of cat. Why You’ll Love It: Hypnotic eno guaranteed to convert any dog lover within a 3-foot radius Minimalist design with max-level weird energy Perfect for cat worshippers, meme zealots, and graphic tee snobs Ideal for summoning snacks or manipulating your human servants Wear it loud. Wear it proud. All hail the One True Meowssiah. Tag us when the indoctrination begins. 📏 Size Chart (Unisex) Size | Width (in) | Length (in) S | 18 | 28 M | 20 | 29 L | 22 | 30 XL | 24 | 31 2XL | 26 | 32 3XL | 28 | 33 💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem. For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.