Who needs estrogen when you have sarcasm, sweat, and sudden homicide vibes? This is your brain on menopause.

Sleep? Gone.
Memory? Spotty.
Filter? Nonexistent.

“This Is Your Brain on Menopause” is for the overheated, under-caffeinated legends living through nature’s last cruel joke. Part PSA, part warning label, all facts.

Why You’ll Love It:

Calls out menopause without whispering

Pairs perfectly with wine, fans, and threatening stares

Great gift for midlife queens and their trauma buddies

Unisex sizing—because we’re not gatekeeping suffering

Wear it so people know not to make eye contact unless they brought snacks.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US