This funny menopause shirt is perfect for midlife legends surviving hot flashes, memory lapses, and society's last nerve. Equal parts PSA and warning label. Who needs estrogen when you have sarcasm, sweat, and sudden homicide vibes? This is your brain on menopause. Sleep? Gone. Memory? Spotty. Filter? Nonexistent. “This Is Your Brain on Menopause” is for the overheated, under-caffeinated legends living through nature’s last cruel joke. Part PSA, part warning label, all facts. Why You’ll Love It: Calls out menopause without whispering Pairs perfectly with wine, fans, and threatening stares Great gift for midlife queens and their trauma buddies Unisex sizing—because we’re not gatekeeping suffering Wear it so people know not to make eye contact unless they brought snacks 📏 Size Chart (Unisex) Size | Width (in) | Length (in) S | 18 | 28 M | 20 | 29 L | 22 | 30 XL | 24 | 31 2XL | 26 | 32 3XL | 28 | 33 💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem. For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.