This funny burnout shirt is perfect for anyone holding it together with sarcasm and caffeine. A relatable graphic tee for emotional timebombs with a calendar. Breakdown: scheduled. Whether it’s penciled in between meetings or just quietly approaching like a raccoon at 2 a.m., this shirt says what your smile is hiding. “Breakdown Scheduled” is for the high-functioning disasters, the calendar-crammed chaos queens, and the quietly unhinged champions of daily survival. Why You’ll Love It: Subtle panic, loud design Perfect for therapy, brunch, or both Soft fabric that feels better than spiraling A must-have for anyone with a planner and a therapist 📏 Size Chart (Unisex) Size | Width (in) | Length (in) S | 18 | 28 M | 20 | 29 L | 22 | 30 XL | 24 | 31 2XL | 26 | 32 3XL | 28 | 33 💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem. For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.