Buddhist Extremist
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Buddhist Extremist: Hibernation Is a Spiritual Practice. Enlightenment starts with naps. Long ones.
This shirt isn’t lazy—it’s transcendent.
Buddhist Extremist: Hibernation Is a Spiritual Practice is for those who’ve transcended hustle culture in favor of stillness, snacks, and unapologetic sleep. Whether you're a chill guru, a winter-mode bear in human form, or just spiritually aligned with blankets, this design honors the quiet power of doing absolutely nothing.
Perfect for introverts, nap champions, or anyone who believes true peace starts with “Do Not Disturb.”
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This shirt isn’t lazy—it’s transcendent.
Buddhist Extremist: Hibernation Is a Spiritual Practice is for those who’ve transcended hustle culture in favor of stillness, snacks, and unapologetic sleep. Whether you're a chill guru, a winter-mode bear in human form, or just spiritually aligned with blankets, this design honors the quiet power of doing absolutely nothing.
Perfect for introverts, nap champions, or anyone who believes true peace starts with “Do Not Disturb.”
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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