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$29.95
Burn.
Delivered like a mic drop, a dagger, or a slow clap in homeroom. GenX didn’t just throw shade—we ignited it.
This shirt is a tribute to every perfectly timed insult, every hallway roast, and every moment you left someone blinking in stunned silence. One word. Maximum damage. Zero effort.
Why You’ll Love It:
Retro insult energy with vintage flavor
Soft, breathable cotton—doesn’t itch, unlike your conscience
Bold minimalist text that does all the talking for you
Unisex sizing, because savage has no gender
Great for gifting, roasting, or just silently judging people at brunch.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Delivered like a mic drop, a dagger, or a slow clap in homeroom. GenX didn’t just throw shade—we ignited it.
This shirt is a tribute to every perfectly timed insult, every hallway roast, and every moment you left someone blinking in stunned silence. One word. Maximum damage. Zero effort.
Why You’ll Love It:
Retro insult energy with vintage flavor
Soft, breathable cotton—doesn’t itch, unlike your conscience
Bold minimalist text that does all the talking for you
Unisex sizing, because savage has no gender
Great for gifting, roasting, or just silently judging people at brunch.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart
Burn t shirt
$29.95
Burn.
Delivered like a mic drop, a dagger, or a slow clap in homeroom. GenX didn’t just throw shade—we ignited it.
This shirt is a tribute to every perfectly timed insult, every hallway roast, and every moment you left someone blinking in stunned silence. One word. Maximum damage. Zero effort.
Why You’ll Love It:
Retro insult energy with vintage flavor
Soft, breathable cotton—doesn’t itch, unlike your conscience
Bold minimalist text that does all the talking for you
Unisex sizing, because savage has no gender
Great for gifting, roasting, or just silently judging people at brunch.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Delivered like a mic drop, a dagger, or a slow clap in homeroom. GenX didn’t just throw shade—we ignited it.
This shirt is a tribute to every perfectly timed insult, every hallway roast, and every moment you left someone blinking in stunned silence. One word. Maximum damage. Zero effort.
Why You’ll Love It:
Retro insult energy with vintage flavor
Soft, breathable cotton—doesn’t itch, unlike your conscience
Bold minimalist text that does all the talking for you
Unisex sizing, because savage has no gender
Great for gifting, roasting, or just silently judging people at brunch.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart