This Cockwomble T-shirt delivers top-tier British insult energy in soft cotton. Perfect for when “idiot” is just too polite and you’re feeling a bit more... medieval. Whether you’re calling out a mate, your boss, or that guy who parked like an animal, “Cockwomble” says it all—loud, proud, and with a charming British sneer. This shirt is equal parts insult, education, and therapy. Wear it like armor. Or a warning. Why You’ll Love It: Vintage insult, modern cotton Minimalist design, maximum damage Great gift for anyone with a sharp tongue and low tolerance Unisex sizing because wobbles know no gender Final Word: Say it with your chest. Literally. 📏 Size Chart (Unisex) Size | Width (in) | Length (in) S | 18 | 28 M | 20 | 29 L | 22 | 30 XL | 24 | 31 2XL | 26 | 32 3XL | 28 | 33 💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem. For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US