Coffee and Regret – the breakfast of champions. This shirt is for anyone who’s ever stared into the abyss of their fifth cup and wondered where it all went wrong. Spoiler: it started with the first cup. Bleary-eyed? Emotionally overdrawn? Great—this is your uniform now. Whether you’re hustling, spiraling, or just existing between sips, this design captures the universal truth of adulthood: caffeine’s temporary, regret is forever. Why You’ll Love It: Soft and lightweight, like your grip on sanity Stretchy enough to fit your poor decisions Looks great on overachievers and the overcaffeinated alike Perfect for work, weekends, or wildly inappropriate text messaging Final Word: You’ll quit coffee right after “just one more cup.” 📏 Size Chart (Unisex) Size | Width (in) | Length (in) S | 18 | 28 M | 20 | 29 L | 22 | 30 XL | 24 | 31 2XL | 26 | 32 3XL | 28 | 33 💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem. For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US