Tosser. Because Sometimes Subtlety Is Overrated. In the UK, "tosser" is the charming way to call someone a smug, self-important idiot—without getting banned at high tea. It’s one part insult, one part cultural flair, and all-around perfect for calling it like you see it. Whether you're wearing it ironically or as a public service announcement, this tee gets the job done. Loudly. Why You’ll Love It: British slang at its finest (and rudest) Ultra-soft, lightweight cotton for maximum comfort, even while being judgmental Bold, text-forward design that does the talking so you don’t have to Great gift for mates, exes, or your favorite office jerk Final Word: Polite enough for the Queen, rude enough for your brother-in-law. Toss it on and let the shirt speak for itself. 📏 Size Chart (Unisex) Size | Width (in) | Length (in) S | 18 | 28 M | 20 | 29 L | 22 | 30 XL | 24 | 31 2XL | 26 | 32 3XL | 28 | 33 💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem. For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.