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from $29.95
The shadows purr in your favor. Join the Cult of the Obsidian Paw and embrace your feline overlord.
Not all who wander are lost—some are just following a cat with glowing eyes and a questionable moral compass. The Cult of the Obsidian Paw isn’t for the faint of heart (or those allergic to fur). It’s for the chosen few who know their place—beneath the paw. Mystical, moody, and just a little cursed, this gothic cat cult shirt is your official uniform for summoning naps and demanding snacks.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Striking cult logo design for proud feline familiars
• Soft cotton tee that won’t irritate your inner darkness
• Perfect for cat lovers, chaos agents, and cryptid collectors
• Goes great with candles, moonlight, and general disdain
All hail the paw.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Not all who wander are lost—some are just following a cat with glowing eyes and a questionable moral compass. The Cult of the Obsidian Paw isn’t for the faint of heart (or those allergic to fur). It’s for the chosen few who know their place—beneath the paw. Mystical, moody, and just a little cursed, this gothic cat cult shirt is your official uniform for summoning naps and demanding snacks.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Striking cult logo design for proud feline familiars
• Soft cotton tee that won’t irritate your inner darkness
• Perfect for cat lovers, chaos agents, and cryptid collectors
• Goes great with candles, moonlight, and general disdain
All hail the paw.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
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Cult of the Obsidian Paw Shirt
from $29.95
The shadows purr in your favor. Join the Cult of the Obsidian Paw and embrace your feline overlord.
Not all who wander are lost—some are just following a cat with glowing eyes and a questionable moral compass. The Cult of the Obsidian Paw isn’t for the faint of heart (or those allergic to fur). It’s for the chosen few who know their place—beneath the paw. Mystical, moody, and just a little cursed, this gothic cat cult shirt is your official uniform for summoning naps and demanding snacks.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Striking cult logo design for proud feline familiars
• Soft cotton tee that won’t irritate your inner darkness
• Perfect for cat lovers, chaos agents, and cryptid collectors
• Goes great with candles, moonlight, and general disdain
All hail the paw.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Not all who wander are lost—some are just following a cat with glowing eyes and a questionable moral compass. The Cult of the Obsidian Paw isn’t for the faint of heart (or those allergic to fur). It’s for the chosen few who know their place—beneath the paw. Mystical, moody, and just a little cursed, this gothic cat cult shirt is your official uniform for summoning naps and demanding snacks.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Striking cult logo design for proud feline familiars
• Soft cotton tee that won’t irritate your inner darkness
• Perfect for cat lovers, chaos agents, and cryptid collectors
• Goes great with candles, moonlight, and general disdain
All hail the paw.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart