Bold. Brainless. Beautiful. This version of Daft isn’t whispering your personality—it’s shouting it from across the room with both arms flailing. Featuring a glorious oversized graphic for maximum “look at me, I forgot why I walked in here” energy.

Made for the gloriously gullible, delightfully dim, or anyone who’s ever clapped when the plane lands. This shirt doesn’t just lean into being daft—it belly flops into it, giggling the whole way down.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US