F Bomb the Patriarchy
from $29.95
Delicate like a hand grenade. F-Bomb the Patriarchy is not here for quiet rebellion—it’s here to detonate the system.
Subtle? Never heard of her.
F-Bomb the Patriarchy is for the loud, the bold, and the gloriously fed up. Whether you’re raging against the glass ceiling, wage gaps, or unsolicited opinions from dudes named Brad, this design lets you drop the mic—and the F-bomb—without saying another word.
Perfect for protests, brunch with your feminist coven, or just existing with opinions in public. Comes with side effects: confidence, rage, and possibly getting asked to “calm down” (decline politely… or not).
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Subtle? Never heard of her.
F-Bomb the Patriarchy is for the loud, the bold, and the gloriously fed up. Whether you’re raging against the glass ceiling, wage gaps, or unsolicited opinions from dudes named Brad, this design lets you drop the mic—and the F-bomb—without saying another word.
Perfect for protests, brunch with your feminist coven, or just existing with opinions in public. Comes with side effects: confidence, rage, and possibly getting asked to “calm down” (decline politely… or not).
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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