Fan on Fire
from $29.95
This burning fan shirt is a graphic-only meltdown for anyone losing the climate fight one oscillation at a time. No words, just heatstroke energy.
When the fan is on full blast and you're still sweating out your will to live—this shirt gets it.
Featuring a graphic-only design of a classic desk fan engulfed in flames, it’s a wearable tribute to heatwaves, climate despair, and the futility of cheap solutions. No text. No punchline. Just a fan… failing spectacularly.
💨🔥 Perfect for summer, sarcasm, or spiraling in style.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
When the fan is on full blast and you're still sweating out your will to live—this shirt gets it.
Featuring a graphic-only design of a classic desk fan engulfed in flames, it’s a wearable tribute to heatwaves, climate despair, and the futility of cheap solutions. No text. No punchline. Just a fan… failing spectacularly.
💨🔥 Perfect for summer, sarcasm, or spiraling in style.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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