He brought joy, tantrums, and entire aisles of plastic dreams. Now? Just antlers and a mound of dirt. Pay your final respects to the childhood icon who went down with the toy ship—Geoffrey, 1957–2018—in this cartoonishly tragic tribute to Toys “R” Us.

Why You’ll Love It:
Bold, emotional artwork with vintage-meets-modern flair

A grave reminder that nostalgia isn’t always gentle

For anyone who grew up... and kinda wishes they hadn’t

Printed on high-quality fabric softer than Geoffrey’s fall from grace

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a eulogy you can wear.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US