Some people claim land. Others claim leftovers. You? You called diiibs—with extra i’s for maximum pettiness. This is for the fast-fingered, side-eye-giving, childhood-trained champions of “mine.”

Why You’ll Love It:

Declares your territorial rights without actual confrontation

Pairs perfectly with smug grins and passive aggression

Soft, comfy, and ideal for lording over your spoils

Because possession is 9/10ths of the law, but calling it is legally funnier.

Tags: nostalgia, humor, petty, sibling rivalry, retro attitude, GenX-approved


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US