I Came, I Yawned, I Left Shirt – Deadpan Sarcastic T-Shirt, No-Nonsense Attitude Tee for Guys Who Don’t Do Drama
Unisex 100% cotton vintage-style graphic tee with pre-shrunk fabric and side-seamed construction. Comfortable for everyday wear.

Sometimes you just show up, do your thing, and bounce—no fuss, no fanfare. This tee is for the dudes who keep it cool and aren’t here to entertain anyone else’s nonsense. Made with soft, breathable cotton and a fit that’s built for comfort and style, it’s perfect for laid-back days or casual hangouts where you want to say a lot with very little.

Why You’ll Love It:

Crisp, clean design with a straight-shooter vibe

Durable cotton for all-day comfort

Pre-shrunk and side-seamed to keep the fit sharp

Perfect for the guys who keep it simple and don’t sweat the small stuff

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
S | 18" Width | 28" Length
M | 20" Width | 29" Length
L | 22" Width | 30" Length
XL | 24" Width | 31" Length
2XL | 26" Width | 32" Length
3XL | 28" Width | 33" Length

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to hem. Size up for a relaxed fit or down for snug.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US