A shirt for the socially exhausted, spiritually overbooked, and perpetually unimpressed. Minimalist. Maximal attitude. No further explanation needed—because honestly, you’ve already left.


Why You’ll Love It

• Delivers your vibe so you don’t have to

• Perfect for introverts, brunch bailers, and polite ghosters

• Bold text, zero effort—just like your exit strategy

• Great conversation starter... that ends the conversation


Wear it when your RSVP says "maybe" but your soul says "nah."
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US