A shirt for the socially exhausted, spiritually overbooked, and perpetually unimpressed. Minimalist. Maximal attitude. No further explanation needed—because honestly, you’ve already left.

Why You’ll Love It
• Delivers your vibe so you don’t have to
• Perfect for introverts, brunch bailers, and polite ghosters
• Bold text, zero effort—just like your exit strategy
• Great conversation starter... that ends the conversation

Wear it when your RSVP says "maybe" but your soul says "nah."

Tags: anti-social, introvert humor, blunt exit, GenX attitude, sarcastic apparel, tired energy, deadpan, relatable, text-based design, minimalist fashion
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US