This funny Kong shirt features a vintage-style monster gorilla yelling “I Want Girl” like he's swiping left on skyscrapers. A great gift for anyone who loves cult films and chaotic romance.

Because sometimes love means climbing buildings and roaring your preferences at the world.

Our “I Want Girl” Kong shirt is perfect for hopeless romantics with rage issues—or just anyone who appreciates a snarky, retro monster movie moment. With bold vintage-style art and just the right amount of absurdity, this tee is a cheeky conversation starter, Valentine’s gift, or just a way to scream your truth without actually screaming.

Whether you're into old-school movie monsters, ironic love stories, or you are the emotional support beast in your relationship, this shirt's got you covered (literally).

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US