Romance, but make it deeply unsettling. “You’re the only life form I want to invade” is for lovers who believe in probing… emotionally.

Consent is sexy—but this alien’s got feelings to beam up.

This shirt features a bold alien graphic paired with the line “You’re the only life form I want to invade.” Equal parts creepy and charming, it’s perfect for the one person who makes your cold alien heart feel all warm and abduct-y inside.

Whether you're into sci-fi, dark humor, or relationships that feel like a close encounter of the emotional kind, this tee brings the vibe: clingy, cosmic, and aggressively affectionate.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US