It’s giving “turn the other cheek”... but only one more time.
Perfect for anyone who’s religious but also real close to losing it in traffic, at brunch, or during Bible study.

This shirt pairs the Prince of Peace with just enough petty to keep people guessing. Wear it to church, wear it to court—just maybe not on the same day.

Why You’ll Love It:

Holy vibes, unholy sass

Bold design with iconic Jesus energy

Ideal for people of faith with no patience

Unisex sizing so everyone can threaten with love

Forgive them, for they know not how close they are to catching these hands.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US