Light Years of Love
from $29.95
“My heart beats in light years for you”—it’s poetic, it’s cosmic, and it makes zero scientific sense. Just like real love.
This shirt isn’t about logic. It’s about feelings moving faster than physics allows.
My Heart Beats in Light Years for You is the ultimate space-romance declaration—dramatic, nerdy, and slightly confused about how time and distance work. Featuring a celestial-themed design with stars, planets, or possibly a heart-shaped nebula (your call), it’s perfect for lovers who prefer stardust to roses.
Ideal for Valentine’s Day, galaxy brains, hopeless romantics, and people who'd rather orbit each other forever than deal with Earth dating apps.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This shirt isn’t about logic. It’s about feelings moving faster than physics allows.
My Heart Beats in Light Years for You is the ultimate space-romance declaration—dramatic, nerdy, and slightly confused about how time and distance work. Featuring a celestial-themed design with stars, planets, or possibly a heart-shaped nebula (your call), it’s perfect for lovers who prefer stardust to roses.
Ideal for Valentine’s Day, galaxy brains, hopeless romantics, and people who'd rather orbit each other forever than deal with Earth dating apps.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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