Lil Kong Candy
from $29.95
Big monkey. Big feelings. Kong Wants Andy is the shirt for those who love chaos, nostalgia, and questionable obsessions.
Move over Barbie—Andy is the one this Kong is screaming for.
Whether it’s a confused Toy Story/Kong crossover moment or just pure chaotic energy, this shirt is as weirdly sweet as it is unhinged. Featuring a graphic-only design of a love-struck Kong and one very specific name, it’s the perfect mix of pop culture mashup, monster movie homage, and emotionally unstable meme fuel.
Ideal for Halloween, cosplay nerds, or anyone who’s ever latched onto the wrong person with catastrophic intensity.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Move over Barbie—Andy is the one this Kong is screaming for.
Whether it’s a confused Toy Story/Kong crossover moment or just pure chaotic energy, this shirt is as weirdly sweet as it is unhinged. Featuring a graphic-only design of a love-struck Kong and one very specific name, it’s the perfect mix of pop culture mashup, monster movie homage, and emotionally unstable meme fuel.
Ideal for Halloween, cosplay nerds, or anyone who’s ever latched onto the wrong person with catastrophic intensity.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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