A little clueless, a little chaotic, and fully committed to the bit. This Daft shirt is for anyone who’s ever tripped over nothing, answered sarcasm with sincerity, or just floated through life like a beautifully confused pigeon.

Great for daydreamers, space cadets, and the blissfully unaware. Whether you're reclaiming the insult or owning your brain fog, this one's charmingly stupid—just like you like it.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US