For those days when you're held together by caffeine, impulse control, and one wobbly eyeball—embrace your inner chaos gremlin. This Muppet shirt says what your coworkers are too scared to: you’re not fine, and it’s kind of adorable.

Perfect for the emotionally unstable, chronically overstimulated, and delightfully unhinged. Wear it when you want to look cute while absolutely losing it.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US