The hot flashes. The rage. The memory loss. This is your brain on perimenopause. Any questions?

Remember when your brain worked?
Yeah… neither do we.

“This Is Your Brain on Perimenopause” is the ultimate midlife meltdown badge—served with sarcasm, sweats, and sudden emotional whiplash. Whether you're forgetting why you walked into a room or crying because your toast was too crunchy, this shirt gets it.

Why You’ll Love It:

Because hormones are jerks and you deserve a trophy

Loud enough for the people in the back—and the people you just snapped at

Ideal gift for menopausal warriors and the people who survive them

Unisex sizing for all who suffer in solidarity

Wear it with pride. Or rage. Or confusion. We support all three.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US