Rebel Shirt – Minimalist Sarcastic Tee, One-Word Statement Shirt, Funny Text Shirt for Rebels Without a Pause

This “Rebel.” shirt says it all—just enough attitude to get side-eyes in public and nods from fellow misfits.

Description:
Sometimes you don’t need a manifesto—just one word and a period. This deadpan design delivers maximum defiance with minimal effort. Perfect for introverts with strong opinions, former punk kids who now pay property tax, or anyone who has quietly rage-quit a group chat. It’s snarky, simple, and silently judging everyone in cursive.

🖤 Why You’ll Love It:
• No-frills, no apologies, no extra words
• Soft cotton, unlike your personality
• Goes with anything, especially attitude
• Guaranteed to confuse authority figures

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US