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from $29.95
This Satan’s Summer Internship shirt brings the heat with flaming text and sarcastic burnout vibes. Perfect for anyone surviving work, heatwaves, or life.
Welcome to Satan’s Summer Internship—where the coffee’s cold, the emails never end, and your soul’s compensation package is “experience.”
This flaming-text design brings corporate hell to life with graphic fire and snark to match. Whether you’re melting at your desk, frying in traffic, or just living through July with no AC, this shirt gets you.
🔥 It’s hot. It’s hell. And yes, you're still unpaid.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Welcome to Satan’s Summer Internship—where the coffee’s cold, the emails never end, and your soul’s compensation package is “experience.”
This flaming-text design brings corporate hell to life with graphic fire and snark to match. Whether you’re melting at your desk, frying in traffic, or just living through July with no AC, this shirt gets you.
🔥 It’s hot. It’s hell. And yes, you're still unpaid.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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Size:
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Satan's Summer Internship
from $29.95
This Satan’s Summer Internship shirt brings the heat with flaming text and sarcastic burnout vibes. Perfect for anyone surviving work, heatwaves, or life.
Welcome to Satan’s Summer Internship—where the coffee’s cold, the emails never end, and your soul’s compensation package is “experience.”
This flaming-text design brings corporate hell to life with graphic fire and snark to match. Whether you’re melting at your desk, frying in traffic, or just living through July with no AC, this shirt gets you.
🔥 It’s hot. It’s hell. And yes, you're still unpaid.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Welcome to Satan’s Summer Internship—where the coffee’s cold, the emails never end, and your soul’s compensation package is “experience.”
This flaming-text design brings corporate hell to life with graphic fire and snark to match. Whether you’re melting at your desk, frying in traffic, or just living through July with no AC, this shirt gets you.
🔥 It’s hot. It’s hell. And yes, you're still unpaid.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart