(( So Dark, we needed black twice))

Brains, bad hygiene, and zero emotional availability… and yet, still more dateable than my ex. This zombie-inspired design is perfect for anyone who’s survived both heartbreak and a horror movie marathon. Whether you're a fan of the undead or just love a good breakup joke, this one’s for you.

Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Perfect for horror fans and the romantically doomed
✔ Dark humor that bites (but in a fun way)
✔ A relatable take on modern dating—because zombies might actually text back

When your love life is scarier than the apocalypse, at least you’ll have this.

Tags:
zombie, breakup humor, horror, dating, exes, dark humor, undead

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US