5 Seconds Shirt – Funny Graphic Tee for Impulse Buyers, Chaos Shoppers, and Cotton Connoisseurs

5 seconds is all you need… to claim possession of pure bliss.
Whether it's divine intervention or just really good fabric, this shirt is proof that miracles can happen in under five seconds. One touch and you’re sold. (Or possibly possessed. Either way—cozy.)

Why You’ll Love It:
• 100% cotton and full of good decisions
• Soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk—like your expectations, but better
• Side-seamed construction for a flattering fit that won’t betray you
• Worn by saints, sinners, and impulse buyers alike

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US