What's Your Damage T-shirt
$29.95
What’s your damage?
It’s not a real question—it’s a verbal slap with a bow on top. Coined in the golden age of teen angst and toxic friendships, this phrase is pure GenX brilliance: dramatic, cutting, and low-key diagnostic.
Perfect for when you want to say “I care” and “I absolutely don’t” at the same time. Whether you’re referencing Heathers or just vibing with chaotic energy, this shirt is for the emotionally unavailable with exceptional taste.
Why You’ll Love It:
Deadpan GenX sarcasm, straight from the 80s
Soft fabric that won’t irritate your resting bitch face
Bold, readable design for maximum passive aggression
Unisex sizing, because judgment knows no gender
Ideal for brunch, group texts, and any situation where you regret making plans.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
It’s not a real question—it’s a verbal slap with a bow on top. Coined in the golden age of teen angst and toxic friendships, this phrase is pure GenX brilliance: dramatic, cutting, and low-key diagnostic.
Perfect for when you want to say “I care” and “I absolutely don’t” at the same time. Whether you’re referencing Heathers or just vibing with chaotic energy, this shirt is for the emotionally unavailable with exceptional taste.
Why You’ll Love It:
Deadpan GenX sarcasm, straight from the 80s
Soft fabric that won’t irritate your resting bitch face
Bold, readable design for maximum passive aggression
Unisex sizing, because judgment knows no gender
Ideal for brunch, group texts, and any situation where you regret making plans.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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