What’s Your Damage? – GenX Sarcasm, Diagnosed

It’s not a real question—it’s a verbal slap with a bow on top. Coined in the golden age of teen angst and toxic friendships, this phrase is pure GenX brilliance: dramatic, cutting, and low-key diagnostic.

Perfect for when you want to say “I care” and “I absolutely don’t” at the same time. Whether you’re referencing Heathers or just vibing with chaotic energy, this shirt is for the emotionally unavailable with exceptional taste.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US