This funny gothic t-shirt is perfect for anyone who feels like they’ve already done their time in the underworld—and still got errands to run. Bold, sarcastic, and a little bit undead. Hell’s full. So I’m back. Maybe you got kicked out, maybe you left on your own terms—but either way, you’ve returned, and it’s everyone else’s problem now. This design delivers the perfect blend of spooky attitude and tired-of-this-plane-of-existence energy. Wear it to work, wear it to brunch, wear it to summon mild chaos in your local coffee shop. Why You’ll Love It: Bold text design that’s sharp, simple, and darkly funny Great for horror fans, introverts, and post-resurrection types Soft unisex fit with just the right amount of “don’t talk to me” Pairs well with resting witch face and unholy caffeine levels 📏 Size Chart (Unisex) Size | Width (in) | Length (in) S | 18 | 28 M | 20 | 29 L | 22 | 30 XL | 24 | 31 2XL | 26 | 32 3XL | 28 | 33 💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem. For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.