Om-nipotent Order: Join us. We have better abs. A perfect cult logo tee or tank for anyone who’s spiritually shredded (or just faking it).

Breathe in. Breathe out. Bow down.
The Om-nipotent Order is here to align your spine and your life choices. This shirt marks you as one of the chosen flexibles—those who can touch their toes, transcend the ego, and still look hot doing it.

Equal parts satire and style, this cult logo tee (or racerback tank) makes the perfect gift for your favorite yoga zealot, spiritual seeker, or suspiciously serene friend who low-key judges your posture.

Join us. We have better abs.
And matching shirts.

Why You’ll Love It:
Available in Unisex Tees or Women’s Racerback Tanks

Lightweight and breathable, so your soul (and armpits) can be free

Printed with eco-friendly inks that won’t harsh your vibe

Pairs perfectly with mala beads and blind obedience

Makes a great gift for your favorite brainwashed yogi

📏 Size Chart (Unisex T-Shirt)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US