Your Pal Jesus shirt features a cartoon-style messiah giving a thumbs-up. Holy? Maybe. Hilarious? Absolutely
He’s back, and He’s cool. “Your Pale Jesus” captures the cultural icon filtered through awkward suburban church art, complete with a righteous thumbs-up and a face that says, “I forgive you.” Perfect for those who enjoy their messiahs with a side of sarcasm. Whether you’re wearing it to start conversations or end them early—mission accomplished.

📏 Size Chart
Small (S): Chest 34–36"
Medium (M): Chest 38–40"
Large (L): Chest 42–44"
XL (XL): Chest 46–48"
2XL (2X): Chest 50–52"

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US