Trust no one. Except the cat. The Meownatic Order shirt is your official initiation into the fur-covered unknown.

Behind every major event in history, there was a cat—plotting, purring, and probably sitting on top of the documents. The Meownatic Order is the secret society you didn't know you were already serving. Ancient, aloof, and litter-trained, this cult operates in plain sight… mostly under beds and on top of keyboards.

This shirt lets the world know: you’ve been chosen. You may not understand the plan, but your cat does. And that’s all that matters.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Purr-fect blend of mystery and mischief
• Soft tee with enough comfort to survive a global fur takeover
• Ideal for cat people, conspiracy theorists, and curious weirdos
• Looks great with tin foil hats, laser pointers, and cult robes

Remember: the third eye sees all—but the third paw judges.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US