Finding Enlightenment, Please Wait
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Inner peace is buffering. Enlightenment may take several lifetimes… or a stronger Wi-Fi signal.
You’ve aligned your chakras, burned the sage, and you’re still waiting…
“Finding Enlightenment” is the official tank for anyone stuck on the spiritual spinning wheel of death.
Featuring a digital loading icon and more existential lag than your third eye can handle, this racerback tank is perfect for modern-day monks, reluctant meditators, and anyone who’s ever yelled “Om my god, hurry up” at the universe.
Lightweight and breathable, it moves with you—whether you’re lifting, lounging, or layering.
• 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd.² (113.4 g/m²)
• Lightweight jersey
• Breathable and comfy for all-day wear
• Fitted silhouette
• Scoop neck and racerback
• Self-binding seams in matching colors for a seamless look
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
You’ve aligned your chakras, burned the sage, and you’re still waiting…
“Finding Enlightenment” is the official tank for anyone stuck on the spiritual spinning wheel of death.
Featuring a digital loading icon and more existential lag than your third eye can handle, this racerback tank is perfect for modern-day monks, reluctant meditators, and anyone who’s ever yelled “Om my god, hurry up” at the universe.
Lightweight and breathable, it moves with you—whether you’re lifting, lounging, or layering.
• 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd.² (113.4 g/m²)
• Lightweight jersey
• Breathable and comfy for all-day wear
• Fitted silhouette
• Scoop neck and racerback
• Self-binding seams in matching colors for a seamless look
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
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