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from $29.95
Bigfoot believers, unite. This shirt captures the blurry truth: faith is best served with a side of mystery and matted fur.
Not all faith wears sandals. Some of it wanders the Pacific Northwest in size 22 feet and dodges every camera known to man. Whether you're a cryptid chaser, conspiracy junkie, or just appreciate a good blurry metaphor, this design is your fuzzy gospel. Featuring a not-so-clear depiction of the legendary beast himself, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: belief doesn't have to be sharp. It just has to be real (ish). Perfect for skeptics, true believers, or your friend who swears they saw something behind that Waffle House in 1997.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Not all faith wears sandals. Some of it wanders the Pacific Northwest in size 22 feet and dodges every camera known to man. Whether you're a cryptid chaser, conspiracy junkie, or just appreciate a good blurry metaphor, this design is your fuzzy gospel. Featuring a not-so-clear depiction of the legendary beast himself, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: belief doesn't have to be sharp. It just has to be real (ish). Perfect for skeptics, true believers, or your friend who swears they saw something behind that Waffle House in 1997.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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Faith: fuzzy and hard to photography
from $29.95
Bigfoot believers, unite. This shirt captures the blurry truth: faith is best served with a side of mystery and matted fur.
Not all faith wears sandals. Some of it wanders the Pacific Northwest in size 22 feet and dodges every camera known to man. Whether you're a cryptid chaser, conspiracy junkie, or just appreciate a good blurry metaphor, this design is your fuzzy gospel. Featuring a not-so-clear depiction of the legendary beast himself, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: belief doesn't have to be sharp. It just has to be real (ish). Perfect for skeptics, true believers, or your friend who swears they saw something behind that Waffle House in 1997.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Not all faith wears sandals. Some of it wanders the Pacific Northwest in size 22 feet and dodges every camera known to man. Whether you're a cryptid chaser, conspiracy junkie, or just appreciate a good blurry metaphor, this design is your fuzzy gospel. Featuring a not-so-clear depiction of the legendary beast himself, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: belief doesn't have to be sharp. It just has to be real (ish). Perfect for skeptics, true believers, or your friend who swears they saw something behind that Waffle House in 1997.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart