Cult of the Canine Code Shirt
from $29.95
Pledge allegiance to the paws. This Cult of the Canine Code shirt is for those who follow the bark, not the crowd.
Some follow the stars. Others follow the rules. But you? You follow the Code—the Canine Code. In this cult, loyalty isn’t just a virtue, it’s mandatory. Fetch is sacred. Naps are holy. And betrayal smells like catnip. Whether you're a golden believer or a mutt with a mission, this dog cult shirt marks you as one of the chosen.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Reverent design with just enough bite
• Ideal for dog lovers with a spiritual sense of humor
• Super soft cotton—approved by lapdogs and prophets alike
• Wear it to your next ritual walk or barking meditation
Obey the bark. Uphold the code. Snacks may follow.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Some follow the stars. Others follow the rules. But you? You follow the Code—the Canine Code. In this cult, loyalty isn’t just a virtue, it’s mandatory. Fetch is sacred. Naps are holy. And betrayal smells like catnip. Whether you're a golden believer or a mutt with a mission, this dog cult shirt marks you as one of the chosen.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Reverent design with just enough bite
• Ideal for dog lovers with a spiritual sense of humor
• Super soft cotton—approved by lapdogs and prophets alike
• Wear it to your next ritual walk or barking meditation
Obey the bark. Uphold the code. Snacks may follow.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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