Cult of the Canine Code Shirt – Dog Cult Tee for Loyal Followers and Snack Seekers Pledge allegiance to the paws. This is not just a shirt—it’s a declaration. You don’t follow trends. You follow the Code. The Canine Code. Fetch is sacred. Loyalty is law. Belly rubs are blessings. And disobedience? That smells suspiciously like catnip. Whether you’re a golden retriever disciple or a mutt on a mission, this shirt marks you as one of the chosen few who walk the sacred path of naps and nose boops. Why You’ll Love It: • Reverent design with just enough bite • Perfect for dog lovers with a spiritual sense of humor • Super soft cotton—approved by lapdogs and prophets alike • Wear it for your next ritual walk or barking meditation Obey the bark. Uphold the code. Snacks may follow. 📏 Size Chart (Unisex) Size | Width (in) | Length (in) S | 18 | 28 M | 20 | 29 L | 22 | 30 XL | 24 | 31 2XL | 26 | 32 3XL | 28 | 33 💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem. For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US