The Three Gates
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Three Gates Failed Shirt – Funny Gamer T-shirt, Dungeon Crawl Humor Tee, RPG Video Game Shirt for Try-Hards and Rage Quitters
Some of us explore. Some of us loot. And some of us fail all three gates like it’s our calling.
Whether it’s a puzzle, a trap, or a moral decision with heavy consequences, this shirt pays tribute to the adventurers who press every button, flip every switch, and absolutely should not be allowed near cursed objects. With no need for flashy graphics or long explanations, Three Gates Failed is the perfect deadpan confession of your in-game crimes.
Ideal for tabletop addicts, RPG fans, and chaotic-alignment gamers everywhere. If you know, you know.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Some of us explore. Some of us loot. And some of us fail all three gates like it’s our calling.
Whether it’s a puzzle, a trap, or a moral decision with heavy consequences, this shirt pays tribute to the adventurers who press every button, flip every switch, and absolutely should not be allowed near cursed objects. With no need for flashy graphics or long explanations, Three Gates Failed is the perfect deadpan confession of your in-game crimes.
Ideal for tabletop addicts, RPG fans, and chaotic-alignment gamers everywhere. If you know, you know.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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