Join the most peaceful mind-control experiment in town. This yoga cult logo shirt features “The Benevolent Bind”—where stretching your limits is mandatory.

Welcome to the benevolent side of brainwashing. “The Benevolent Bind” isn’t just a yoga pose—it’s a lifestyle. Or maybe a lifestyle takeover. This shirt is your official uniform for aligning your chakras, binding your limbs, and surrendering your independent thought in the most comfortable way possible.

Whether you’re deep into your yoga practice or just here for the free tea and incense, this satirical cult tee (or racerback tank!) will help you find your center… and stay there, indefinitely. Designed for devotees of downward dogs, spiritual sass, and tight-knit communities with suspiciously strict dress codes.

Why You’ll Love It:
Soft and breathable fabric (ideal for sweating out toxins and doubt)

Available in Unisex Tees or Women’s Racerback Tanks

Printed cult logo so you can match your fellow “enlightened”

Great gift for that friend who's way too into yoga

Also perfect for yourself—if you’re aware enough to realize it

Let the binding begin. 🧎‍♀️

📏 Size Chart (Unisex T-Shirt)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US