This retro Gen X shirt is perfect for the tough-love crowd who survived childhood with grit, sarcasm, and no adult supervision. “Just Rub Some Dirt On It” keeps the vibe raw and real. T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more? The original cure-all for life’s bumps and bruises. "Just Rub Some Dirt On It" is a wearable nod to the Gen X school of tough love—because a little grit never hurt anyone (probably). Why You’ll Love It: Resilient Comfort: Soft, high-quality fabric tough enough for the hard-knocks crowd Playground Wisdom: A design that laughs in the face of overreacting Unisex Fit: For anyone who knows bandaids are overrated Great for gifting to the emotionally unavailable hero in your life Wear it and remind the world that resilience starts with a little dirt and a lot of attitude. 📏 Size Chart (Unisex) Size | Width (in) | Length (in) S | 18 | 28 M | 20 | 29 L | 22 | 30 XL | 24 | 31 2XL | 26 | 32 3XL | 28 | 33 💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem. For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.