Totally.
It meant no. It meant duh. It meant “I heard you, but also I’m judging you a little.” Whether you were a mallrat, a skater, or just fluent in Valley, this shirt’s got you totally covered.

Minimalist. Maximal attitude. If you wore jelly bracelets and knew the lyrics to every John Hughes soundtrack, this one's your time machine.

Why You’ll Love It:

Classic GenX sarcasm in one iconic word

Soft and breathable fabric for your inner rebel

Designed for grown-up cool kids who never sold out

Unisex sizing so you can share (but probably won’t)

Perfect for gifting or gatekeeping.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US