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from $29.95
Love knows no boundaries—not even the vast, cold vacuum of space.
This alien Valentine’s Day shirt features a cosmic heart ablaze, proving that even the grumpiest grey can feel a little mushy under the right planetary alignment.
Perfect for romantics, skeptics, and space nerds alike, this tee is ideal for anyone who believes affection should come with a tractor beam. Whether you're celebrating with your Earthling or beaming your feelings across galaxies, this design is out-of-this-world cute with just enough weird to be relatable.
Why You’ll Love It:
Ultra-soft cotton—because love shouldn't chafe
Graphic glows (not literally) with sci-fi flair
Ideal for Valentine’s, anniversaries, or first contact
Makes dating an alien sound kinda hot
Final Word:
Because nothing says I love you like intergalactic emotional damage.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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Cold Vacuum of Space T-Shirt
from $29.95
Love knows no boundaries—not even the vast, cold vacuum of space.
This alien Valentine’s Day shirt features a cosmic heart ablaze, proving that even the grumpiest grey can feel a little mushy under the right planetary alignment.
Perfect for romantics, skeptics, and space nerds alike, this tee is ideal for anyone who believes affection should come with a tractor beam. Whether you're celebrating with your Earthling or beaming your feelings across galaxies, this design is out-of-this-world cute with just enough weird to be relatable.
Why You’ll Love It:
Ultra-soft cotton—because love shouldn't chafe
Graphic glows (not literally) with sci-fi flair
Ideal for Valentine’s, anniversaries, or first contact
Makes dating an alien sound kinda hot
Final Word:
Because nothing says I love you like intergalactic emotional damage.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart