








Ask Me About My Weiner
$29.95
This Gen X V-neck shirt is perfect for anyone raised by sitcoms and sarcasm. A nostalgic semi-fitted tee for proud latchkey kids.
This nostalgic V-neck shirt is perfect for Gen Xers who were lovingly ignored by their parents and babysat by the TV. Raised by sitcoms? Same.
Ok, Blondie. Whether you crushed on Bo Duke, quoted Golden Girls, or just remember jingles that still haunt your dreams, this shirt hits that sweet retro nerve. It’s for the latchkey legends who survived off Pop-Tarts, plot twists, and questionable parenting. Semi-fitted, super comfy, and perfect for yelling at today’s kids about screen time.
Why You’ll Love It:
A Gen X throwback you can wear with pride (and possibly mom jeans)
Classic V-neck with a semi-fitted shape for a laid-back look
Tagless comfort, because you earned that luxury
Pairs well with sarcasm and remote controls
📏 Size Chart (Women's V-Neck)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 17.25 | 25.50
M | 19.25 | 26.00
L | 21.25 | 27.00
XL | 23.25 | 28.00
2XL | 25.25 | 28.50
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
This tee is semi-fitted. For a relaxed look, size up. For retro cling, stick to your usual
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Ask Me About My Weiner
$29.95
This Gen X V-neck shirt is perfect for anyone raised by sitcoms and sarcasm. A nostalgic semi-fitted tee for proud latchkey kids.
This nostalgic V-neck shirt is perfect for Gen Xers who were lovingly ignored by their parents and babysat by the TV. Raised by sitcoms? Same.
Ok, Blondie. Whether you crushed on Bo Duke, quoted Golden Girls, or just remember jingles that still haunt your dreams, this shirt hits that sweet retro nerve. It’s for the latchkey legends who survived off Pop-Tarts, plot twists, and questionable parenting. Semi-fitted, super comfy, and perfect for yelling at today’s kids about screen time.
Why You’ll Love It:
A Gen X throwback you can wear with pride (and possibly mom jeans)
Classic V-neck with a semi-fitted shape for a laid-back look
Tagless comfort, because you earned that luxury
Pairs well with sarcasm and remote controls
📏 Size Chart (Women's V-Neck)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 17.25 | 25.50
M | 19.25 | 26.00
L | 21.25 | 27.00
XL | 23.25 | 28.00
2XL | 25.25 | 28.50
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
This tee is semi-fitted. For a relaxed look, size up. For retro cling, stick to your usual
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart