There was a plan. There were words. But now it’s just buzzing.
This shirt captures the mental fog of too much caffeine and not enough coherence — perfect for when your brain boots up but never logs in.

Why You’ll Love It:

Looks sharp even when your memory isn’t

Hugs your body while your mind goes rogue

Soft enough to nap in after forgetting what you were doing

Makes you look clever...ish

Basically, it’s a wearable loading screen.

Tags: overcaffeinated, underminded, brain fog, ADHD humor, coffee chaos, funny cat shirt, GenX vibe check
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US