Fuelled by coffee, held together by vibes, and still somehow not making enough to cover therapy.
This design is for everyone who's ever checked their paycheck and whispered, “Surely, you jest.”

Why You’ll Love It:

Relatable rage in adorable feline form

Built for hustle culture… and mocking it

Super soft for those “cry quietly in the breakroom” moments

Wears well with thrifted jeans and soul erosion

Your raise isn’t coming — but this shirt is.

Tags: overcaffeinated, underpaid, calico cat, work burnout, paycheck humor, GenX struggle, snarky apparel

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US