Cooties Dots Shirt – Funny Gen X Nostalgia Tee for 80s & 90s Kids Remember when cooties were a bigger deal than taxes? This tee is your ticket back to playground days when boys and girls had an invisible line—and you sure as heck weren’t crossing it. Why You’ll Love It: Childhood Comfort: Soft, breathable cotton for maximum nostalgia. Playground Approved: A fun, quirky design that brings back the laughs. Unisex Fit: For anyone who survived the great cooties epidemic of the 80s and 90s. Wear it like a badge of honor—because you’re clearly immune now. 📏 Size Chart (Unisex) Size | Width (in) | Length (in) S | 18 | 28 M | 20 | 29 L | 22 | 30 XL | 24 | 31 2XL | 26 | 32 3XL | 28 | 33 💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem. For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US