This bold protest shirt is perfect for anti-fascists, activists, and anyone who believes in justice—with a side of cookies. Funny political tee with bite and sugar. This anti-fascist protest shirt combines righteous rage with reward-based snacking. “Punch a Nazi, Get a Cookie” is perfect for activists, allies, and anyone with a moral compass and a sweet tooth. Nazis deserve two things: a history book and a knuckle sandwich. This design skips straight to dessert. “Punch a Nazi, Get a Cookie” isn’t just a statement—it’s a moral incentive program. Because no, it’s always okay to punch Nazis. And if there’s a cookie in it for you? Even better. Why You’ll Love It: Stands up for what’s right—with sugar on top Soft, durable fabric built for action (or snacks) Makes your values crystal clear, in case anyone forgot Guaranteed to upset the right people May result in spontaneous applause… and baked goods Rock it with pride. Bake cookies. Flatten fascism. 📏 Size Chart (Unisex) Size | Width (in) | Length (in) S | 18 | 28 M | 20 | 29 L | 22 | 30 XL | 24 | 31 2XL | 26 | 32 3XL | 28 | 33 💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem. For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.